Mike Dragani aka The Worst Kid. A Salem resident, Mike has recently released an album with his side-kick Clarence Blair. This duo has been keeping the North Shore Comedy Hip-Hop scene alive with their tongue-and-cheek lyrics and highly offensive rhymes. Not to be taken too seriously though, Mike's nice guy approach to bad-boy lyricism always has the crowd singing along and rolling on the floor laughing all at the same time. For this track, Mike and I wanted to speak freely about the taboo subjects of the Salem scene. There's more to Salem than meets the eye. 'Just Because' is already a Norf Shoa Haadcoa anthem!
I got a weak cold, that's a week old,
Gotta take a leak yo, got some pee on my big toe.
Should've layed off the vino,
Lookin like Craig Elo,
In a White Hen playin some Keno...
Get the crowds dancing like Gino?
With that 'Jive Talkin', in my walkman.
In Hyde Park, dry humpin some bitch that belongs at a dry function,
She smokes butts at Dunkin's,
Down by the Salem junction, inhaling somethin',
Til your feelin nothin, went to Dodge last night,
Yo im still buzzin...
If the bitch aint' got my money,
Then I sweep the leg Johnny, got no mercy,
Hersey squirt purposefully, so I can always got some shit on me.
I've been horny since last night’s news,
Maria Stephanos she got a good body.
I want to touch her boobs, and rub her cooch
She can leave on the boots too,
Sipping on a duece duece on a stoop with a Spanish dude
Rockin’ a bluetooth and gold teeth.
Watch the sox all week, rock a Scotvoid beat
You better watch your feet,
You might get pushed off that cliff.
I’m on some Lemmings shit,
Now your brains hemorrhaging medicine,
Acid dipped venison,
John Papplebon diligence
Who march to the sound of innocence...
I'm on the A list,
And you, you’re on the anus,
I don’t give a shit, plus I never gave it.
Basically I get head from base head chicks,
Who smoke Basics and smell like piss.
I break into my crib and sell my own shit.
‘Cause 'that’s how I get dough kid!
It’s either that or eggs, flour and a rolling pin,
My dick's still growing and…
I'm not into holding hands,
I’d rather have her in 4 point stance,
With no pants and then I go in, again...
...and then I go in , again...
Used to pop a lot of shots,
Puff a lot of pot,
Talk in monologues,
Robbing armored trucks,
Rocking water logged clogs.
Lost a lot of jobs,
Got a lot of knob shlobs
From soccer moms, I'm a boss!
Got a lot of gods,
Used to cut a lot of drugs,
Sold a lot of buds, just because...
From Salem to Scotland just because!
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